'You drive like I make love, Simon.

Infrequently and with dog-sh#t technique.'

'All this talk of dung, you see, has rather put me off the Kahlua'


An encounter with her childhood heroine

catapults flame-haired, foul-mouthed

Jennifer Pettifyr into a campaign of hate

in the heart of London's West End...

THE GIRL IN THE BROWN SHOES

a comedy mystery

(with swearing)


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